By Bill Devol
Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader and one of the 53 Democrats that voted on Tuesday to kick President Obama in the coin purse by voting against the funds the President requested to close that infected sore called the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center (Gitmo) said Tuesday that Americans don’t want terrorists released in their country.
When a reporter suggested that no one was talking about releasing the prisoners but transferring them to different prisons, Harry dropped this gem, “Can’t put them in prison unless you release them.”
Harry, you ignorant slut…you won, dumb ass. Your party won. You kicked the crap out of the Republican Party with promises of closing Gitmo, health care reform, and shutting down the asinine war in Iraq.
So far, you cowardly piece of quivering gutlessness, you have given Barack Obama more trouble than you ever gave Dubya and VP Dick.
You Other 52 Democratic Senators need your asses kicked up between your shoulder blades so you have to take your shirts off to crap on the promises you made.
The House of Representatives did the same thing on May 4 when House Appropriations Committee Chairman Representative David Obey (D- Wisconsin) told President Obama Congress was stripping his $80 million request for closing Gitmo out of Obama’s supplemental request for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Obey was nearly as brilliant as Reid when he said, “So far as we can tell, there is yet no concrete program for that, and while I don’t mind defending a concrete program, I’m not much interested in wasting my energy defending a theoretical program. So when they have a plan, they’re welcome to come back and talk to us about it.”
Dave, you rancid piece of whale blubber, here’s the plan…Close the motherf**king place. Close it. Shut it down. Take the current prisoners out of Gitmo, put them in maximum security facilities here in America, and bulldoze that chain-link Hell.
You Democratic idiots won! Get it? We think you had the best vision for the future, so we voted for you. If you do what you told us you were going to do, we will probably be OK with that…we voted for you!
The Republicans used to dream of a permanent majority…why the Hell should they bother when they can get the Democrats to run screaming into the hills for their Mommies with a MI-F**KING-NORITY?
When Grant accepted Lee’s surrender at Appomattox Courthouse in 1865, did he hand Lee back his sword and tell him to forget it? No…because he won!
When Ronald Reagan kicked Jimmy Carter’s peanut farming butt in 1980, did Ron ask him to stay on to help out? No…because he won!
Did the Republicans roll over and piddle on themselves when they had the Presidency and a majority in both Houses of Congress? No…because they won!
I know you Democrats are unfamiliar with this winning thing, but if the Republicans can figure it out, I have hope that Democrats can, as well.
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have rolled over and played dead for the folks on the other side of the aisle so often that you’d think they were getting Scooby Snacks.
Nancy has shown a little backbone recently, but only because the Republicans were trying to paint her as a fellow traveler on the torture train. Harry strikes fear of laughing so hard they will wet their pants deep in the hearts of the Republican Party.
Here is how bad things are…Newt Gingrich is calling the Democrats out.
Newt “Ethics Violation” Gingrich is calling the Democrats out.
Newt “Screw Around on Your Wife with a Staff Member while Calling for the Impeachment of the President for Screwing Around with a Staff Member” Gingrich is calling the Democrats out.
Newt “Gosh, too Bad About the Cancer Honey, How About a Divorce” Gingrich is calling the Democrats out.
If the Democrats can’t send Newt back home with his tail between his legs, then they can’t stand up to anyone.
Here, let me show you how this could work. Call a press conference. Have Harry Reid walk to the microphone and say the following:
“Newt, you self-serving, book-promoting, serial adultering, ass bag of a human being, you wouldn’t know truth and honor if you picked them up for a threesome in Las Vegas. I would rather cut my own nuts off with mint-flavored dental floss than take patriotism lessons from you. Newt, screw you, screw the horse you rode in on, and screw anyone that would spend 5 minutes of their life asking you what you think about anything other than what you think about shutting the Hell up.”
You won; you incredible Democratic pussies…throw your weight around and create change…don’t just wait around and hope for change.
1 Comment
May 21, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Agreed ! the dem’s have turned into pussies !!!