By Bill Devol
Last week, I wrote the following:
I do oppose the people that are against abortion for any reason, against the “morning after pill,” against providing early instruction on how to keep sperm and egg from colliding, against distributing devices or medicine that would keep sperm and egg from colliding, or that believe aborting a doctor at gunpoint in his/her 160th trimester is a good idea.
I think the nut that aborted Dr. Tiller in his 204th trimester last Sunday in Dr. Tiller’s own freaking church might be just the kind of person I was talking about.
I don’t want to waste any time talking about how Dr. Tiller was performing legal abortions. Randall Terry, head of Operation Rescue, would tell you that Dr. Tiller was violating a higher law. Terry’s reaction to the extremely late-term abortion of Dr. Tiller was just two steps up from dancing a jig, dropping his pants, and firing a rocket.
Let me change the circumstances of Sunday’s extremely late-term abortion for the sake of my argument. Dr. Tiller is aborted at gunpoint in church, but his abortionist is shot and aborted by a member of the congregation with a conceal/carry permit and an itchy trigger finger.
Got that scenario…both doctor and nut bag get aborted and appear in front of Saint Peter at the same time.
The truly creepy thing is that under the rock of the ultra rabid anti abortion activists from which last Sunday’s extremely late-term abortionist crawled, they believe that Saint Peter would welcome the guy that aborted Dr. Tiller and turn around and send Dr. Tiller to Hell.
Where have we encountered such thinking recently…let’s see…hmmmm…I remember…kill the enemies of Islam, and get 72 virgins in the afterlife.
Yep, terrorism! If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…it’s a terrorist.
At least the terrorists that have warped Islam to allow for murder have the decency to dress and talk funny. You can know them by the sand in their shoes and the dynamite strapped to their bellies.
The kinds of terrorists that aborted Dr. Tiller look just like you and me. You could have one in the next cubicle at work. You could have one in the pew in front of you in church. Your bus driver could be one. She could believe that crashing her bus and its passengers into an abortion clinic is just the kind of thing that God really appreciates. They look normal, but they believe God would reward them for killing people that perform legal abortions.
They are everywhere. They look just like you and me. You don’t know they believe in aborting an abortionist until they begin to pull the trigger, toss the bomb, or push the button on a radio-controlled Improvised Explosive Device…just like the other terrorists.
Just imagine if rabid abortion rights activists came to believe that God sanctioned and looked with favor on the aborting of rabid anti abortion of activists. Crap, no one would be safe. Every social and moral controversy could devolve into the Earps and the Clantons at the OK Corral (without Val Kilmer and Kurt Russell).
The real problem, of course, is that boys and men of all ages are murdering untold hundreds of trillions of potential human beings every day in our towns, cities, and states. None one cries for these wasted lives.
Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery is the Seventh Commandment. In Matthew 5:28, it says “But I say to you, every [one] looking on a woman in order to lust after her already committed adultery [with] her in his heart. “
B-I-N-G-O! It’s a no brainer…from God’s mouth to my ear. These evil men and boys are mocking the laws of God.
My problem is that if I kill a man or boy to get them to stop killing potential human beings, I’ve killed all the potential human beings inside them. I figure God doesn’t want me to do that, but I need to get this country right with God’s commandments.
Don’t you worry. I’ll get some real anti abortion rights nut bags and get them thinking on how we can kill these sinners without killing the potential human beings inside them.
Perhaps we can come up with some kind of you have to kill a few potential human beings to make the world safe for the other potential human beings you kill to make everybody else scared to get caught killing potential human beings.
Look, I’m half way to justifying murder already, and I barely even tried. As soon as I get this figured out, I’ll start to work on how to stop all those women and girls from murdering helpless ovum each month.
1 Comment
June 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm
It gets worse, think about it: You leak scores of innocent spermatozoa every time you take a wizz. Every man does it. Every male who has ever urinated has passionlessly executed trillions of human lives and flushed them down the toilet – quite literally.
We’re all to blame.